Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for a environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular practices and or traditions of others, or there choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
Please also accept a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wisher.
Legally Required Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification and / or withdrawal.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for the period of 1 year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to the replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those who are not caught up in the holiday spirit.
Be sure to pass this on to your loved ones–while letting them know, of course, that accepting said greetings releases you from any legal obligation to insure their respective holiday experiences to any standard which you, party of the first part, have had no role in establishing or organizing.